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2002-05-06 | 12:56 a.m.

If you sleep over at a friends house on a school night, after your Mom denied you permission, you might come home the next day @ 2p.m. and find that your 18yo homeless, stinky-ass unemployed brother was sleeping in your bed. Is still asleep in it, in fact.

If you disobey yet again, you might wind up with a case of scabies, cuz your Mother might need to let the confused, infected residents at her work borrow your socks, and then forget to wash them before putting them back in your drawer.

If you decide to be stupid and disregard the rules one final time ..... well, let's just say you might want to start buying and making your own meals from here on in. It's amazing how many odorless and colorless spices taste exactly like cat pee.

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