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2002-04-08 | 1:41 a.m.

Even if there are NOOOO other clues, there is one fool-proof way to tell whether a diary is written by a girl or a guy.

Food.

Girls diaries have lots of references to food; the power it has, how good it tastes. All of which express subconscious yearnings for 'the big bamboo.' 'the little sizzler.' 'the pork sword.'

Guys talk about food, too. However, they tend to mention it more in passing.... "I can't stand avacado." "Hawaiian pizza is the bomb-diggity, especially shoved into your mortal enemies gym bag. Heh. Heh. Heh.""Donuts. Mmmm."

Well, I, thankfully, am a girl...A girl who, apparently, forgot all about her login. Aheh. :blush:

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