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2002-03-02 | 9:44 p.m.

great. beautiful. first time on diaryland and i have to decided on stuff already. gotta love it.

yes, this box is much too small. am i gonna do anything at all about this earth-shattering debacle? no. i'm going to suffer. bleh.

stupidstupidstupid target and their stupidstupidstupidstupidy check cashing policy. i'll show them. i'll never ever step one eensy weensy iota of my baby toe into that store until the day i die. then i'll go in there just to blow my brains out and splatter them all over the chips and dip isle. hopefully the store will be busy. yes, chock-full-0 hungry little piggies who want to goarge on chips and pretzels and A&W Rootbeer. double heh. then they'll vomit veritable rivers of half digested bbq pork skins and only partially chewed pieces of licorice laces, swimming in a sea of stomach acid and pepsi. all over each other. one gigundo puke fest. i'll die happy.

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