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2002-09-14 | 9:41 p.m.

Friday night was family swim night. Family plus two, in this instance. Ashey and Shi came with... I'm glad. They're wonderful girls, diary. Anyone would love them like we do.

Cara and Tiffany got along well for the majority of the night, with the exeption of the "Bess Eaton" incident. Yup, we almost got thrown outta the Bess Eaton in d/t Mystic when Tiffany was demonstrating her Gargle-the-milk-and-whole-wheat-muffin-with-creamcheese trick and she laughed really really H. A. R. D. showering Cara's arm and new jacket with the concoction.

A brewhaha ensued. There were coco-nut flake, doughnut crumb and milk covered pedestrians on the Local 8 news describing the incident:

"We used to have a nice, quiet little place here, a family sort of spot until...." *nervously glancing around* "until those blood-sucking, flesh-devouring demons disguised as 12 year old girls breezed into town." ~~ Robbie Pantoni, deli owner

It's amazing how much trouble you can get into with nothing more than a bottle of low-fat banana milk and pair of zippy fog-resistant Nike brand goggles.

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