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{Reservations} {Tickets} {Map} {Photos} {Souvaniers} {Postcards} {Design} 2002-03-04 | 11:55 p.m. (lighthearted game show music in background, which comes to a stop) *silence* "Ok, pamela pointclick, which catagory will you be starting with today?" "i'll take Olympic Water Sports for One Gazillion dollars, please :) " " the answer is:This underwater breath holding world record was shattered at an amazing 10.08976 minutes with an unpleasant outcome." " *sigh* What is known in international circles as the 'Goddamned Navyblue and Yellow Bathing Suit Screaming Up from Underwater, Giving Me Away When David Scanned the Pool for Me' incident??" ##BUZZZZ!!## OooOooh, I'm sorry that's not it. The correct question was " What is recalled fondly by your family as the 'Time You Held Your Breath Under Water For What Seemed Like Hours You Little Showoff You, But Your Baby Sister Got All The Attention Anyway When She Shit In The Pool'." You just knew, didn't you. He comes triptytriptrip onto the pool deck, WITH HIS SHOES ON, HELLLLOOOOO!! and gets scolded by the lifeguard and sent back to the gym. Of course, it's fine that he hasn't called you to speak for several days. To top things off he's gotta show up at your one single place of relaxation, reflection even... and give you stress. We need help. Time to call Eva.
Miss These? absence of life - 2003-07-28 |
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